Being cute is the answer to everything~ want to go for a walk? Stand by the door and look cute. Want some food? Lift one paw and tilt your head to the side-works every time.
^^ how is this for cute? The human was boiling eggs for shelter doggies~ which is great and all but did they really need all 120? So I gave the kittens a bath until she couldnt handle all the cuteness I was bringing and now the shelter dogs have 119 eggs….
In other news I pooped in her shoes~ my bad
Guess the human still needs training on my optimal walk schedule
’til next time